canadianstereotypes:

If you know how to pronounce and spell “Saskatchewan,” you may live in Canada.

Actually only people born and raised in Saskatchewan can pronounce Saskatchewan correctly.

Tagged by jackcomestumblingafter

1. What’s your name? Scott

2. When is your birthday? December 23, 1988


3. Where are you from? Kindersley, SK


4. Have a crush? Other than my boyfriend? I kind of have a squish on kelesti

5. What’s your favorite colour? Blue. Shade varies depending on mood.

6. Write something in all caps. KNOCK KNOCK MOE’SAKRA

7. Favorite Artists? Terryl Whitlatch, spartadog, veyzcrispyfishsticks, greekceltic, wyrd66, papermonkeyism, fablepaint, silvermender, krhowarth and grimchild 

8. Favorite number? 23


9. Favorite Drink? Technically Coca-Cola, but I quit caffeine 2+ years ago :c Now my treat to myself is orange juice or hot chocolate

10. Tag people: spartadog, truffulalish, keedot 

(Source: adifferentkindofcurse, via jackcomestumblingafter)

transyoite:

yungrufio:

megasumpex:

shout out to the kids and adults who have memory problems, who get yelled and screamed at by their families for not remembering things

or over-remembering. remembering things no one else seems to remember but still having blankets of empty in their memory and wondering why they can’t remember chunks of things or why their timelines are all off

oh my god i thought i was alone

Wow yeah I can remember stuff from when I was 2, but my timeline for the rest of my life is all fucked up. I get flack for it all the time. I also get treated like I’m a fucking idiot because I forget names and dates and events and entire conversations. I’ll tell someone an idea I had, and they’ll tell me I’d already told them it. I’ll ask someone something, and they’ll tell me I’d already asked it. Someone will ask about an apparent famous figure and then act like I’m fucking stupid for not remembering the name or being able to put why they’re famous to said name.

And my family wonders why I’m so incredibly patient with my Nana, who is going senile. I know exactly how it feels.

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http://battleferrets.tumblr.com/post/94369027434/alright-so-im-playing-mass-effect-for-the-first

pkbitchgirl:

battleferrets:

Alright, so I’m playing Mass Effect for the first time ever, and I just finished the Virmire quest. The one where I have to choose between Kaidan and Ashley. Now, I’m not using a walkthrough, so I have no idea what choices are going to affect my gameplay. I naively thought I could save them both,…

People DO like Ashley though, so your statement that no one likes her is incorrect

-copy pastes-

 I didn’t think it had to be clarified, but I meant no one that I personally knowAnd “xenophobic shithead” is a sum of all of those people’s accounts of her character, not my own personal opinion.

-goes to edit original post because apparently the internet is too goddamn literal-

kelesti said: Yeah but the Ambassador’s worse, i promise that much.

I’m playing without a walkthrough, so my decisions are based only on what information I have at the time. I’d like to keep it that way lol

kelesti:

masseffect-art:

Urdnot Wrex

Hey battleferrets, glad you kept him around?

Of course! Wrex is my right hand man! We did a lot of missions together. I would have been deeply upset if I’d had to kill him.

kelesti:

masseffect-art:

Urdnot Wrex

Hey battleferrets, glad you kept him around?

Of course! Wrex is my right hand man! We did a lot of missions together. I would have been deeply upset if I’d had to kill him.

spartadog said: Slowly indoctrinating you one Skype call at a time

I’m strangely okay with this.

kelesti said: You didn’t save the council?

Fuck no. Giant tentacled machine > people I never once talked to. Seriously, I never once reported to them. Oh, wait, no, that’s a lie. I did once and they went “Sorry Shepard you seeing something with your own two eyes isn’t enough evidence” and then WOW LOOK A FUCKING REAPER ATTACKED JUST LIKE I SAID.

So no, they died. No regrets.

milgramexperiment:

tall people: if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. i cant keep up with you. please think of my tiny legs i dont want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll you TITANS

Okay but nine times out of ten I am struggling to keep up with people five to seven inches smaller than me (I’m 5’7”) and tend to be a faster walker than those taller than me.

Like seriously almost every short person I have met fucking power walks man.

(Source: internetqueers, via iraya)

Mass Effect 1 Playthrough

Just finished my ME1 playthrough with my black trans femShep. 

Rebecca Shepard: Level - 50
Class: Infiltrator
Origin: Spacer
Reputation: Sole Survivor
Time Played: 40:50

I’m Paragon, Wrex survived, Ashley died, and the Council died.

Many thanks to my beau, spartadog, for Skype calling me throughout the entire game <3

Onto ME2!

Prosthetic “Joke”

Guardians of the Galaxy minor spoilers(???) under cut

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